mexican session 

When a bunch of mexicans go into a room and kill themselves.

Yeah man my grandfather died in a mexican session.

mexican session by JCKc February 9, 2015

study session 

When a young lady pretends to study with a man but really uses his penis as a toothbrush.

I had a "study sessions" with Patches last night!

study session by Patches McPatches July 20, 2011

Saturated session 

When there's not enough pot or hash to go around in a session with too many people, and as a result the session is wasted with no one getting high.
This situation usually occurs because of uninvited fiends who were not part of the equation to begin with.

Stoner Guy: Hey, let's smoke up this shit. It's just enough to make one jay for both of us.
Stoner Dude: Okay... oh shit, don't look now but here comes a fiend.
Fiend: Hey, are you guys rolling up? Awesome, I wanna have some.
Stoner Guy and Dude: Great, another saturated session. Bummer.

Saturated session by Jerkmeister March 14, 2009

fat grub session 

The act of gorging oneself, usually associated with the use of illegal narcotics.

Mark had a fat grub session at taco bell.

fat grub session by Nick07 October 11, 2005

Claim Session 

A casual event in which a single person or group discuss all the rad shit they just did in the presence of a non-participant to make the non-participant feel inferior. The session can be started by a direct claim or for a smoother delivery, non essential details can be added when answering a question to seamlessly start a claim session. (Truth behind claimed events is irrelevant. Exaggerating is encouraged.)

(in the middle of a group of people)
Pedestrian: Hey bro how is the bowl skiing this morning?
G: I wouldn’t know, I just got done skiing central chute. Shit was tits deep with a manditory 40 footer at the bottom.
Suge: You stomped that shit G. Was that a 5 at the bottom?
G: Backside 9 bro.......... (Claim session begins at pedestrians expense)

Claim Session by CLaiming June 18, 2011

Lobster Session 

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

Lobster Session by Jay August 6, 2004

5 Session Rule 

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".

Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.

5 Session Rule by High-on-AS January 13, 2008