scunch

when you look like a bag of wadded up, shit covered piece of toilet paper but decide to go out in the presence of people

Noun: I look like a scunch.
Verb: I scunched in public today.
Adj.: Do you like my scunchy look?

by casadellatrap November 4, 2018

scorchdick

Oral sex with Siracha sauce on the penis

The secret to a successful marriage is having scorchdick on taco tuesdays!

by Goodfella joe May 6, 2019

scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning

Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !

by frecklemonster June 8, 2019

Scorcher1601

The master of DarkHumor

Scorcher1601 said "how many babies does it take to paint a wall....depends on how hard you throw them"

by Scorcher1601 July 7, 2019

Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

Scutch

fashionably attractive or impressive

used to express acceptance of or agreement with something

Yo that’s scutch bruv

by ScutchyD August 11, 2020

surchew

When you shave a plastic object up your rectum.

Friend1:come to my party
Friend2:cant, my dad surchewed himself.

by Orange Traffic cone November 25, 2020