screw around 

something a camp technology teacher once said to me, it caused great amsument at the time!

"Joseph! you dont want to screw around with those bad boys!"

screw around by kidd March 6, 2004

screw the gooch 

To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.

"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."

I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."

"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"

screw the gooch by Ushtenhouser January 11, 2008

screw the pooch

When management of a venture-backed company miss their numbers.

Molly Ashby always loved the opportunity to tell her fellow board members that management screwed the pooch last quarter; Brian Watson creamed his pants when she said that.

screw the pooch by madmark65 July 24, 2004

Screw Scratch 

Bruise like mark hicky placed on ones neck during heavy petting foreplay.

It's assumed that when one is wearing a screw scratch, sex was somehow involved.

Screw Scratch by Kellie Bellie July 20, 2008

Screw-bliff 

When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.

'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'

'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'

Screw-bliff by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018

Screw-Fix 

Code word for sex, when walking up to a stranger (prearranged) at the back of a Co-Op. Must get out IPhone, pretend to not understand directions and say screwfix in strangers ear. The recipient has to suck his own finger in his mouth and then rub it in other chaps ear.

I don’t understand your directions to Screw-Fix

Screw-Fix by DirtyOxMan December 29, 2020

screw ball 

when a fat guy screws a tennis ball

give me the goods u green clit

screw ball by doug nowlan, February 22, 2003