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Screw

"Bob, him the baddest screw." - Rita Marley
by neur0mancer July 13, 2010
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cork-screwed

The moment when you got yourself into a jam and your helpless at to what the outcome will be. Also it may happen so fast the impending result will most defintivel be unfavorable to your life plan.
I think I made it up. I think I invented the phrase since I don' think it was in a moovie.
What you do when you put a screw in wrong and have to take it out-"I have to unscrew what you 2 cork-screwed up"
"Damn, dawg your cork-screwed"

Your to busy cork-screwing me over...

I told Tonya her boobs were fake and now she gonna tell everyone I slept with the teacher assistant, basically I'm cork-screwed.
by Dr. Christophe November 13, 2004
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theory of screwed

the theory of screwed

definition: when you mess something up so bad it goes back to normal
Guy#1: Man I used the theory of screwed to correct my sleep scedual.

Guy#2: man I should probally try that too!
by Hoimates1 August 11, 2021
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Screw-jitsu

Using submission techniques on your partner during sex. Screw-jitsu is frequently employed to facilitate unhindered getaway after sex, to spice things up, or just for practicing techniques.
Brian: Where's your wife?

Scott: Sleeping upstairs.

Brian: During your party?

Scott: She was giving me birthday head and I put her in a triangle. Maybe I should have let up before she went out. She didn't tap out...

Brian: Well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.
by dr. dave js October 7, 2011
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screw terminals

1. Electric terminals connected by a screw facet.
2. A term used when you feel anger as if you were saying "screw you".
Lex:"I can't believe you did this to her Mark, how could you treat Madeline that way?"

Mark: "Screw terminals!"
by A baka. May 11, 2016
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Screw finger

The action of putting your index finger up somebody’s butt hole and spinning them round similar to how you would with a basketball
Hey man, did you see that kid!? He got the screw finger dog!
by Thekidriddler69 August 29, 2021
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grub screw

Going home for lunch and having sex instead of your grub aka food
Did you go home for a grub screw
by Madaboutmoos October 25, 2017
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