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Scientist

The kind of person that would try to measure a blue whale's penis during intercourse.
Blue whale in blue whale talk- I already told you, get the fuck out of here and don't bring your scientist friend back faggot, I'm trying to bang Helga I think she said her name was.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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People puzzled/baffled by the way some of the countries with the lowest vaccination rates (such as those in Africa) are also having the lowest overall spread of the coronavirus.
The countries that scientists thought would be the worst grief tragedy sympathy stories in the grief tragedy sympathy industry, the ones with bodies piled high in the streets, ended up being some of the least affected while also being the least vaccinated.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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The belief is that the scientific method and the assumptions and research methods of the physical sciences apply to their disciplines (such as the humanities and social sciences), or that those other disciplines are not as valuable.
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DARGH! STAHP! Hello, Gordon!
A Scientist!
by le block October 28, 2022
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The scientists didn't make the AI though. So, CLEARLY I'm more brilliant than 'the most brilliant scientists in the world'
Hym "Yeah, you have the most brilliant scientists in the world but they weren't about to do the thing some random guy on urban dictionary did so we stole from him and then did an mkultra on him. All to cover up the blatant treason committed by whoever sold the breakthrough to China."
by Hym Iam January 28, 2025
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The specific worship of scientism—the ideology that science is the only valid way to understand anything—as a fervent belief system. It applies the language and rituals of science to domains like ethics, art, and spirituality, claiming they are meaningless if not “scientifically proven.” It’s a crusade to forcibly convert all human experience into data.
Scientistic Neopentecostalism Example: An online commentator argues that love is “just a neurochemical cascade for reproduction” and that a poet’s description of heartbreak is “objectively inferior” to an fMRI scan of a sad brain. They evangelize for this reductionist view with religious fervor, treating anyone who values subjective experience as a primitive heathen.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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Scientistic Logicalism

The belief that the combined authority of Science™ and Logic™ forms a transcendent, perfect system that exists above and should govern the flawed physical world. It assumes that if something is scientifically described and logically consistent, it must be morally right and practically imperative, dismissing material constraints and human costs as irrelevant.
Scientistic Logicalism Example: A technocrat arguing for mandatory genetic screening and selection for “optimal” traits because “the science of genetics and the logic of maximizing health outcomes are irrefutable.” They see ethical objections about eugenics as sentimental noise interfering with a pristine, hyperreal plan.
by Abzugal February 8, 2026
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