Schlumpa

(noun) 1) a nasty ass skank weeve of a female. said female will fuck and suck anything in sight.
2)a word forever immortalized on an episode of the 5th Wheel.

Frank: "You see Carol with that fire extinguisher?"
Estelle: "Yeah, she's such a schlumpa"

"Youz a schlumpa"

by kobrands December 13, 2008

Schupp

German definition of urban slutty whore.

Stop being such a Schupp!

by zaggydouchebag November 30, 2010

Micheal Schumaucher

1. The greatest driver to ever grace the Earth with his presents.
2.God

You will meet Micheal Schumaucher where there is no more darkness.

by G Luca the Leader of Men March 6, 2005

scrump

An abbreviation of scrumptious. The best you can get.

That guy/girl is "scrump.

by enzo500 November 24, 2006

Schumpf

A male queef, see also dick fart.

"Oh yeah, faster. A little less teeth, baby..."

"Oh my god, did you just schumpf in my mouth?!"

by JohnnyCab01 May 11, 2010

schmump

Person who is sad, grumpy or mopey.

She's such a schmumpkin, she's been real schmumpy lately, what is she schmumping about?

by pbimpette November 7, 2009

Scrump Fest

A party which involves more "Scrumping" then alcohol, and drugs. This usually occurs when there are more women, then men. Only certain circumstances could involve more men, then women. Can occur anywhere, or anyplace at any given moment. Only if basic party needs are aquired (like alcohol, drugs, and/or entertainment) can a Scrump Fest occur.

Person#1: Yo, did you go to that party on St. Patricks Day?

Person#2: Hell yea, the party was a total "Scrump Fest."

by Newcomer1992 March 31, 2010