schadenfreude bone

A new name for the "funny" bone, as it's really not so funny when it happens to you. But when it happens to someone else, it sparks feelings of schadenfreude.

*buddy smacks his humerus while working*
buddy: Aw, frig, I can't even feel my arm!
guy: Haha, hit your schadenfreude bone, did we? Sooo glad I'm not you.

by Arashmin May 20, 2010

Schabowski

Usally someone with a very large penis. Typically also has large hands and stubby little fingers.

Schabowski's tend to have an odd opinion of reality and often distort themselves to fit into it.

Wow! I knew he was a Schabowski when he took off the gloves!

by nadafinger September 28, 2010

Schadenberuhigung

Reassurance that comes from the suffering of others. Distinct from schadenfreude, which implies that this suffering confers pleasure. From a compound of German words: Schaden=suffering, Beruhigung=comfort

I was feeling bad about the fact that I don't have any shoes, but then I met someone with no legs. Talk about schadenberuhigung!

by "Three Legs" Anderson May 28, 2013

scatavism

When you vandalize something with your shit.

We should go SCATAVISM that building.

by Did that BISH January 14, 2016

schach

Hard to define, easy to love. Like a Cadbury egg, he's tough on the outside and gooey and sweet on the inside. He's full of surprises. One minute he's pounding drinks at the bar and smart assing everyone, the next he's hauling furniture for a friend in need or making baked goods for the potluck. He will scare you if he's your supervisor at work, but don't be fooled. Buy him a beer and compliment his mustache and his frosty exterior will start to thaw, letting you know the real him.

There are exactly 2 people on the planet who can wear a kilt: the guy playing bagpipes on the street on Scotland, and Schach.

Don't fuck with a Schach, unless you're a sharp-dressed black guy who knows how to make collard greens, in which case write that shit on a recipe card because Schach is a Renaissance man in and out of the kitchen.

by Friends with Weightlifts July 30, 2016

schaan

A pale short white person with white hair who loves Pc gaming.. Schaan is loved by everyone and is a great pillow to use.. A Schaan is normally born in May..

I really love my schaan

by Bob720 February 10, 2017

Schaboodle

Another name for your dick when you smoke a magical kind of weed that makes your dick grow very fucking huge. It also makes your dick harder than a rock.

"Wow this schaboodle sure makes my wiener make the girls enjoyed."

by Steveyman April 19, 2018