schlingazi

Italian slang for the male organ (schlong, wookie, the short arm, colon straightener, butt dart, yougart rifle etc.)

Yo!! Last night I gave that drunk bee-youch the schlingazi!!

by Grifters September 22, 2005

schving

i mean, basically, its like another term for a dickwad. however, it can also mean a very attractive woman, usually standing alone in the corner, looking very hopeless, but ready for some "schving a la mode", or as some would say, sex.

its roots date back to a warm friday night in southern california. some moron wouldnt pay for fantasy football and an associate of that moron called him drunk one night and called him a dickwad schving.

Jarrod: "hey, look at that schving over there"
Stephen: "damn, thats a keeper. wheres she from, nebraska?"
Jarrod: "i dunno man, but a little schving a la mode is in the making"

by Chooo E October 20, 2007

Schmangle

fucking someone hard in the vagina

I schmangled Taylor so hard!!!

by FuckingTaylorDaily March 16, 2012

schwing

The act of subtly cutting off a car that is trying to pass. Usually on a highway, you close the gap between a slow car in the right lane and your car (in the left lane) so as to not allow the faster car in the right lane to pass. You do this as many times as possible, trying to look like your not trying to do it, eventually sending the other driver into a fit of road rage.

This asshole in a BMW was in a big hurry, so I decided to schwing him for a few miles. He finally passed me using the shoulder of the highway while giving me the finger.

by HarBerNi March 4, 2010

Schwing

A term used by men in a secretive, code-like manner to alert other men of a beautiful woman in the general vicinity.

Dude, check out the Schwing over by the bar

by Minck February 14, 2009

schmang

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

by Brian October 5, 2004

schwing

an exclamation of something awesome

"I just won 100 bucks. Schwing!"

by bing July 1, 2003