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Allen schaffer

Is a loyal, and amazing friend with the desire to provide for his family and friends. He is the sigma male and is desired by both alfa and betas alike. He is very smart athletic and good at fishing fighting and fucking. He seem to be extremely strict with his children but is so loving and pure that he'd never resort to violence with his child. He is a true and thoughtful person who can be very violent when provoked.
by Starlight glow June 27, 2021
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Kyler Schaffer

Kyler schaffer is the sexiest man alive, but with looks comes consequences. he will probably date at least 3 girls that are your friends. He is SUPER hot and he knows how to be a good listener, they usually have brown/black hair with brown eyes. He will probably commit a few crimes but you cant help but miss him while hes serving jail time. He usually likes blonde girls so you better watch out. He will probably be a good human being and if you brek his heart it will tear YOU apart because not to have on is a horrible thing.
Girl 1: whos that hot guy over there?

Girl 2: that´s kyler schaffer the one and ONLY
by https://urmom.com/wut January 7, 2022
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Cuban Shifflett

When you're drunk but have to do CPR on your bestie.
"oh my God! She passed out! Does anyone know how to do the Cuban Shifflett?"
by Mombudsman May 27, 2022
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Cuban Shifflett

When you have to give mouth to mouth/ CPR to your drunk bestie
"oh no! She passed out! Does anyone know the Cuban Shifflett?!
by Mombudsman May 27, 2022
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fat shiffy

when a male shags a very fat womans double chin
he fat shiffyed her hard
by Poeser October 25, 2022
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Scottie Scheffler

A total mistake of an adult. One who chooses to continue to call himself Scottie despite being over the age of 12. A pancake nippled kitten diddler.
I can’t deal with Timmy anymore. He’s a real Scottie Scheffler.
by Sampson Wilder April 13, 2025
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Ali Melissa Schaff

This girl is a music sensation. Crossed between a mix of Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. She has hits such as "You Are Here," "Alibis," "The Line," "Disarray," and "Keeping Secrets," as well as many more. She is played on the radio. She is gorgeous and extremely talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing songs. She is a star and my idol.
If you like alternative music, you will love Ali Melissa Schaff.
by MusicLoverXOX May 29, 2014
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