Simpery

Simpery is a crime that you can commit by simping for anything .

"You have committed Simpery by simping for someone "

by Cralast August 20, 2020

sapper

The lowest rank in the Royal Engineers. Also used to describe any member of the Royal Engineers regardless of rank.

He is a sapper and as such is a God among men.

by 2520 July 16, 2008

Sammered

A state of extreme drunkeness, often due to excessive amounts of sambucca

My god, she was absolutely sammered last nite

by Scottrick July 13, 2006

Whitman Sampler

A sample of chocolate candies that come in a varity pack, usually around Valentine's Day.

The adjective would be to us the term to describe a promiscious person.

She's been passed around so much, she's like a Whitman Sampler.

by Momotaro October 3, 2003

Sap of Sappers

The drunkest person in the world. Of all the drunks in the world, this person is king.

Yo Sap of Sappers, can you save me a beer from my 30 pack.

by unsonny January 11, 2006

Maple Sampler

A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.

Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.

by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010

Sampler

When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.

I like that guy, maybe he could give me a sampler. -or- Lemme get a sampler.

by Christine Jeremy December 15, 2008