salunting

performing oral sex on a woman while fingering her and also sticking a dildo in there for good measure
a third person may be necessary

this bus is almost as crowded as my wife's vagina after I gave her a good salunting last night

by astrolobos February 11, 2015

salute to america

When a man gets a blowjob while wearing a powdered wig and holding a musket and both people sing the last part of the star spangled banner while he finishes..."for the laaaaaaand of the free! and the home of the brrrrraaaaaaave!"

George and Martha were late to the party because she was giving him a salute to america.

by xjoseporvidax July 3, 2014

Samilura

When you're listening to music and the lyrics of every song you listen to apply perfectly to your current emotions

A.K.A. Sad Sammy, Emo Sammy

"Hey, why is Eric crying to his music?" "He's feeling kinda samiluric right now."

"A state of samilura washed over Lily as she listened to Modest Mouse."

by DJ Honeydew June 1, 2018

Samland

Samland

Go to Samland

by hutao! January 22, 2019

Salute of the day

The act of sticking your middle finger up to non verbally say “fuck you”

The driver in front of me made it difficult but when I did pass him I gave him the salute of the day.

by Trandy18 June 15, 2019

Sallucinating

Sallucinating is like hallucinating but when you hear things instead of seeing them:

“Wow there’s some sallucinations!”
“Bro you’re sallucinating.”

by Cat008 March 29, 2019

Saml

Saml is a bad thing, normally described as messing up or (non) gucci, and unliked. Can also mean something bad or unlucky, (only slightly) happening to a person.

"Dang bro that wasn't very saml of you."
"Snitches get saml"

by p/e/t/e/r December 1, 2020