He thinks he's better then everyone else just because he eats salad. Mostly described for vegans. They also smear vinager all over your fucking phone!!! They're just big cunts
by Isaackedurmom March 30, 2017
Get the Salad cunt mug.Someone who is such a douche they have dropped from "douche" status to the even lower level of "douche salad" status.
Who's that over there?
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.
I don't know man, but he looks like a major Douche Salad.
Ya man, totally not a bro.
by brodonttouchmethere July 15, 2010
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Tossing salad
Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!
Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch
Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!
Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch
by Specialty Humor August 28, 2013
Get the Tossing Salad mug.Essentially the salad that you get if a retarded person mixed lame sauce, weak sauce, lamezors, and weak jizz together, then sprinkled a weak serving of lameness on top. It is the worst possible combination of lameness and weakness that can ever exist. It is so lame that ingesting it might make you collapse and literally be lame for the rest of your life.
"Alexander's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day" was a book full of lame salad for Alexander.
Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."
Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."
Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."
Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."
by LiVee March 10, 2008
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When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!
When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
by S.Mendez June 16, 2010
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