sage

a scammer, thief, stealer.

I told you Johnny was a fucking sage before he went in

by Jamesreefer March 11, 2007

Sage Hill

A private school in Newport. Sure, it may be the "rich white kid" school, but it's not only that. Some way it is a great school, there are ups and downs about it.

+Small school
-You see the same people everyday fucking day. If you hate someone, it's hard to avoid them
+Teachers are great
-Some grade super hard. You can't even get straight A's unless you work super hard
+People are not snobby
-Well maybe a few
-Diversity...there is NO diversity at this school. There are like 40 Asians/Half, 6 Indian, 9 Hispanics, 3 African Americans, and the rest are Caucasian
Overall, it is a good school. All of you who hate this school are losers and just jealous.

Sage Hill is niiiiiiice..

by The truth of Sage Hill January 17, 2005

halston sage

grace, the dumb blond on how to rock on nickelodeon. you're jealous of her because she's prettier than you and banging james maslow.

person 1: that one halston sage chick is so fucking hot
person 2: ew no she's ugly
person 1: than i wish i was as ugly as her

by zsxfdcgfvhbjhnj October 8, 2012

sage starks

ya niggas side hoe

yo, i gotta get rid of that hottie sage starks before my girl gets back!

by ker12 March 8, 2015

Festive Sage

Recieving arrousal from the thought of a wise elderly man (sage) dressed up like Santa Claus (festive) who specializes in defecating in other people’s anus’.

Chas: I Festive Saged the absolute FUCK out of Ty last night!!!

Marc: Grrrr....kids these days....what’s a Festive Sage????

Chas: I dropped a big steamy duke right down his dumper tunnel. My runny pinchloaf slid right down his poop shoot with ease. He loved every second of it!

Marc: Wow, that sounds exactly like the New Orleans French Quarter!!!! Let me tell you all about it!

by DirtySanCHAS69 October 2, 2018

Sage frost

Short people are closer to hell that's why they are so rude . Sage frost has a creepy fettish for people 3 times taller than him. He's a real keeper, ladies.

Wow that little midget is such a sage frost

by Pleasantgtovetruthteller December 28, 2017

Dank Sage

One who is of great reputation among friends for smoking massive quantities and holding their own, typically viewed as the elder of the smoking group. Typically always has a supply and rarely runs out, when he does he still finds ways to get baked. They tend to be much more productive while high and they can figure out how much they need to get to different levels of stoned. If they want to get fucked up they do, when they want a small buzz they get just that. The dank sage is less of an individual person and more of an idea, you can be very different among people and still be the dank sage, not all are chilled out. At a party they are the friend that is just as fucked up as everyone else yet still remains calm regardless of the situation.

NS: Dude will you be my Dank Sage for tonight?
DS: Hell yeah dude, I'll make sure you don't die tonight, just follow me bro.

by Pentar the Sage October 10, 2017