It's when an extrodinaraly old man takes viagra and it gets bigger, but not hard and flops around like a trout, then he slaps a girl in the ass with it.
by Stopher Reinhold September 27, 2006
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Get the Rusty Venture mug.While a woman is performing fellatio on a man she makes honking noises and gives him a raspberry at the same time. Both hands should be massaging any and all parts of the man.
If the man farts while the rusty bassoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.
If the man farts while the rusty bassoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.
After a symphony concert...
Man: Hey, you played great tonight! Put your good bassoon away, and come back to my place. I uh have a bassoon I want you to blow on. It's a rusty bassoon though...
Woman: Oh OK? So it needs to be cleaned?
Man: Why yes, it does.
Woman: Sounds great!
Man: Hey, you played great tonight! Put your good bassoon away, and come back to my place. I uh have a bassoon I want you to blow on. It's a rusty bassoon though...
Woman: Oh OK? So it needs to be cleaned?
Man: Why yes, it does.
Woman: Sounds great!
by rusty bassoon August 30, 2009
Get the Rusty Bassoon mug.Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".
Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.
by jerkoff April 18, 2005
Get the Rusty Shackelford mug.When one licks his or her partner's anus to lubricate it, inserts the bottom of a candle into it, and proceeds to light it.
by Flavored snacks October 8, 2013
Get the Rusty pumpkin mug.When you don't pee for a long time and the tip of your penis sticks to itself, so when you go to pee it spatters your urine all over the toilet seat like a cobra spraying venom.
by KirbyDaMaster November 26, 2014
Get the Rusty Cobra mug.when someone tries to grow their hair out (starting from bald) resulting in only patches of growth sporadically placed over their head.
That dude has fuzz on his head. No, no wait it’s just his rusty olive.
Timmy got burned in an unfortunate “light a fart on fire” accident, now his head looks like a rusty olive.
Timmy got burned in an unfortunate “light a fart on fire” accident, now his head looks like a rusty olive.
by tjb2 January 11, 2011
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