Roberts' Law

The law that states that even if you don't do anything to a computer, it will still mysteriously find a way to mess up.

My computer stopped working, I haven't even messed with anything on it. I'm thinking Roberts' Law took effect.

by MagicPotato January 17, 2017

robertsplaining

When someone named Robert over explains something, well intentioned but often annoying.

Usually someone named Henry overhears it.

I overheard some Robertsplaining between bess and robert, it wasnt bad but just a bit awkward.

by taftman November 13, 2019

Robertosexual

This sexuality immediately overpowers any other sexuality. It is at the same time anti and anti anti phobic to all phobic things. Those who are Robertosexual are both all and one. Robertosexuals are able to like all and able to like no one. A Robertosexual can be attracted to anything, if they feel as if it is smashable, and no one, if they are focused on themselves and see attraction as a waste of time, money, attention, and progress.

I’m Robertosexual so I am omnipotent

by bertto__ May 18, 2021

roberts_toes

a piece of cheese

oh you know roberts_toes
you mean the cheese?

by I HATE CHIPS November 18, 2021

todd roberts

a fat bald fag

hes such a todd roberts

by DKINGJ September 19, 2016

Terrell robertson

Dick is so big when it go in your mouth u will cry if u see how big terrell duck is I will run away

His dick can kill u that's how big terrell Robertson dick is

by Terrell R December 27, 2016

Kenny Robertson

Kenny Robertson is the greatest guy I have ever met he's funny, sweet, and nice. Kenny has brown eyes, black curly hair, and is practically always has a hat on. Kenny really enjoys camping and honeysuckles. Kenny is a good guy and will be there when you need him. He is a great friend and has a great personality. If you ever meet a Kenny don't let him go.

That curly black haired guy looks like a Kenny Robertson

by $million dollar baby$ June 16, 2017