pre-rejection

When a potential future boyfriend or girlfriend openly rejects you or any chance of a relationship without even knowing you like them.

Him: Kate thinks you like me and i know that this isnt true.

Me: (but i do like you) oh that Kate...

Him: and besides we are just such good friends anyway that there's no way we could ever date!

Me: of course not! ( great a pre-rejection!!)

by thisreallyhappened March 17, 2010

Respect the Swag

Respect the Swag is the ultimate title to give someone. Only certain people can earn this title. If you are titled this, you are a true baller and master of swag and respect. The precise ways to earn this title are listed below:

Win more than 1 game of beer pong and have the annoying opponent team perform no less than 2 rebuttles.

Watch as another person runs into a wall two times in a row, and then on the way back drop all of their money.

Nicole and Bryce were so sad because after losing a beer pong game, they had to crown Eric and Jeremy with the title team RTS - Respect the Swag.

by elmons13 September 7, 2011

reject

One of three options Urban Dictionary Editors have when deciding on which words will be entered.

Roughly 80% of words submitted to the Urban Dictionary are rejected.

by 33Arsenic July 8, 2005

rejection

My love life from my teens to even now in my late 20s. She rejected me, so did she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she, and she......

I despise rejection and can't figure out what my curse is.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2008

I really Do still respect Females!

This is what is commonly known as "a lie".

Male: I really Do still respect Females!
Jesus: Your going to hell for that lie!

by Dein mutter January 9, 2008

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A phrase used by a person who likes to eat shit, to some extent knows that eating shit is bad for them, but doesn't acknowledge that fact and therefore dismiss it.

It can be seen as a modern analogy to Plato's cave.

Example (à la Patrick's wallet meme):

PC user: You know that the baseline Mac Pro costs 5 times as much money than a similarly-spec'd windows based machine, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And you know that you can custom build your own PC, right?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And even get a similar Mac Pro computer case?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: And configure it to run Mac OS?

Apple user: Yup.

PC user: Then why did you buy the Mac Pro?!?!??

Apple user: Cus I reject your reality and substitute my own.

PC user: *facepalm*

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 20, 2020

I respect that

A person that feels that something is respectable. A person feels that something is cool or good.

This word is along the lines of That's Legit.

I have to study tonight. "I respect that"

by Robert April 23, 2005