"firehose" remark-reaction

Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.

A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

Closing remarks

When you don’t know how else to end a conversation.

Distant relative at family reunion: “Hi sweetie! How is school? Do you have a girlfriend? What about a job? Has your music career taken off yet?”
Me: “Closing remarks”
Me: “

by look_up_”big ol doink” October 1, 2019

Make remarks

when you make remarks means you say something, but it is slightly offensive.

I used to date taller women, and people make remarks on me

by Uncle Vi August 17, 2023

Salty Regards

Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.

Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?

Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.

Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..

Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.

Child - Yayyy!

by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024

asnide remark

A less-than-respectful/complimentary/convinced comment dat is privately/surreptitiously made by a meeting-attendee to his seating-neighbor, a reporter or narrator to da program's viewing-audience, etc.

Professional actors/commentators seldom "break da fourth wall" except to voice an asnide remark to da show's spectators.

by QuacksO February 24, 2025

Highly regarded

A mentally deficient individual incapable of performing basic tasks, a way to sneakily insult someone without saying it to them

Have you seen Ben over there he is a very highly regarded individual

by doritogamer September 8, 2025

Det regnar kor

A word that you say to explain that there are no original thoughts in the world, everything already exists

”I just searched up ”det regnar kor” and it already exists on the internet!!”

by Glizzygobbler6769 November 25, 2025