Seasonal Retardation

Like Seasonal Derpression expect rather than being depressed, the subject becomes irrationally stupid instead, during winter months of the year.

Joe: *Wearing Glasses* “I decided to wear my contacts today”
Bob: “I Guess it’s that time of year again, Joe has Seasonal Retardation.”

by Johnathan Bobby December 5, 2018

Rock Star Retarded

The act of being so mentally challenged, home grown backwoods country bumpkin stupid, that simple tasks such as talking, physical activity (swimming) challenges the individual to extreme measures. During this process they become both extremely confused and frustrated at the situation, so much so, that it taxes their mental capacity to continue further activities such as and including breathing.

Brace Face: "Get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Person 2: "You get your Oscar Myer Wiener over here!"
Brace Face to Person 3: "That guy thinks I have a dick"
Person 3 to Person 2: "She said you think she has a dick"
Person 2: "That girl is Rock Star Retarded!!!"

by JoMo B Ho August 4, 2010

full-metal retard

when a person goes retarded but ends up destroying you in a game or activity

trenton: holy crap that dudes going insane
walker: he is going full-metal retard
trenton: indeed

by walkersteinrie1 February 29, 2020

Uh oh Retard Alert

When your friend is being an absolute retard and you say “Uh ohh , Retard Alert” because they are being a fucking retard like what a re

(Person fucks their diseased grandma). “Uh oh Retard Alert”

by mister669 June 11, 2020

gay retard

When you are a green alien and youre eating Reese's Puffs.

wow look at that gay retard over there, eating Reese's Puffs

by Abrubi February 13, 2019

internet retardation

A person who has no idea of how to conduct themselves online by saying and doing things that would not be socially acceptable in real life.

Generally the actions of this person have no reflection of how they actually are.

Boy: OMG im lyk so c00l. Haunted house wif ma homes!!!111!one
Girl: I'm going too! See you there.
Boy: YESHHH! LETZ HAV S3X.
Girl: Do you have internet retardation?

by Kittens with Mittens October 27, 2010

retarded swamp goblin

Alcoholic fans of the Florida Gators.

- Who drank all the Natty Light?
- Some retarded swamp goblin with jean shorts who wasn't even invited to the party.

by Red D April 2, 2008