A Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptor who was accidentally painted red cause by a design accident,somehow it come to life
Employee: We messed up something!
Other employee: On what?
Employee: A F-22 got accidentally painted red!,the others employees called him Red Raptor!
Other employee: On what?
Employee: A F-22 got accidentally painted red!,the others employees called him Red Raptor!
by Red F-22 Block 40 January 29, 2022
The Raptor Chicken, while appearing to be disfigured, moves forward with a continuous stream of unintelligible noises that are reminiscent of a mix between a dying bird and a lost yak. It is my pleasure to indicate my approval of this fascinating creature.
by POPPERS CHOOBERS May 26, 2023
The act of pulling your sexual partner's arms backward making them look like a raptor (or t-rex) and forcing their face into a sink or under the showerhead while having sex with them from behind.
I just don't understand women, man. I gave my girlfriend the ol' blue raptor last night and now she won't answer my texts.
by MyNameIsAVerb October 17, 2014
A generalization of a 15 ft long shlong at a young age but when they become adults that shlong wraps around the world causing women to crave dick so much they get impregnated jus by looking at it
“Hey raptor cock”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
“ all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”
“Hey sorry for making your mom and sister pregnant”
“ all good man I jus wish I was a raptor like you”
by Bootyhole tickler911 October 23, 2023
by Some Ranomd Guy May 03, 2021
Person 1: Wasn't there someone named spider raptor?
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess
Person 2: What are you on about?
Person 1: Nvm I guess
by Some Ranomd Guy April 05, 2021
by luckyTJ March 24, 2014