Rachel

A Rachel gets triggered if you don’t know how to spell her name. she is quite fiesty and stands up for what she believes in. Loves watching makeup tutorials on YouTube and anything on Netflix. 98% of the time she is sleeping and the other 2% she is consuming sugar. She is lots of fun to be around and has the loudest laugh. When it comes to likes and talents she is very artistic and loves a good game of would you rather. It is expected that she is the responsible one at a party but proves everyone wrong and is a hell of a lot of fun. Laughs a lot at random shit and loves vines. Never one to judge and is friendly to you unless you backstab her, which is when she can go passive aggressive on you. Family and friends love Rachel and she is missed when you are far apart from her. Wishes she was an extrovert and gets jealous of people who are. Gets triggered really easily and triggers others really easily too. Rachel is well spoken and nice in front of adults but as your friend is a crazy girl. Gets hooked on movies and will watch the same one three times a day. Everyone loves a Rachel.

Angie: hey where is Rachel?
Yada: probably in her room watching The breakfast club for the seventh time today.

by donttouchmyhair October 5, 2018

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This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming outside and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today because I'm gonna come unexpected and wait on yo motherfucking ass bitch
I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass danhard bitch watch I'm coming bout to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass bitch cause I'mma show you not to play with Jasmine's money bitch that's the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white motherfuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing goodanything for their motherfucking selfs ugly fat white bitch

Rachel is a dumb lil bitch that’s on PERIODT

by Rachel’s mom January 12, 2020

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Girl of many totes, closet smoker, and profession Jeep breaker.

Use a Rachel on freight day and shit gets done. Don't let her drive your car.

by Rennuredalb585 April 17, 2017

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Rachel

A Girl with really big and hairy lips with garlic powder, oregano, magic fairy dust, and mozerella cheese melted on top.

Example 1:

Mike: What did u say about rahcel's hairy lips, chris?
MELVIN: YO SHUTUP!!!!

Example 2:

Melvin: Let's order a pizza - without the cheese...
Mike: Without Rachel's Lips!? HAHAHA
Chris: HAHAHA

by BigLipsLover1019 August 21, 2008

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A rachel seeks attention by attempting to commit suicide by stupid means for example strangling self with school tie, getting drunk and over reacting, claiming to have taken an overdose, going to school, being rushed to hospital only to have the gay nurses snigger behind their back because they are more likely to die from a broken nail.

Random person1: Rachel you suck
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)

next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes

by blubberblubber September 3, 2008

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