This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bicth, why you took me off the motherfucking schedule your triffiln dirty white racist ass big fat bicth oompaa loompa body ass bitch.
by Zeldafan23 April 6, 2020
Get the Rachelmug. by Rennuredalb585 April 17, 2017
Get the Rachelmug. This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming outside and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today because I'm gonna come unexpected and wait on yo motherfucking ass bitch
I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass danhard bitch watch I'm coming bout to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass bitch cause I'mma show you not to play with Jasmine's money bitch that's the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white motherfuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing goodanything for their motherfucking selfs ugly fat white bitch
I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass danhard bitch watch I'm coming bout to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass bitch cause I'mma show you not to play with Jasmine's money bitch that's the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white motherfuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing goodanything for their motherfucking selfs ugly fat white bitch
by Rachel’s mom January 12, 2020
Get the Rachelmug. A Girl with really big and hairy lips with garlic powder, oregano, magic fairy dust, and mozerella cheese melted on top.
Example 1:
Mike: What did u say about rahcel's hairy lips, chris?
MELVIN: YO SHUTUP!!!!
Example 2:
Melvin: Let's order a pizza - without the cheese...
Mike: Without Rachel's Lips!? HAHAHA
Chris: HAHAHA
Mike: What did u say about rahcel's hairy lips, chris?
MELVIN: YO SHUTUP!!!!
Example 2:
Melvin: Let's order a pizza - without the cheese...
Mike: Without Rachel's Lips!? HAHAHA
Chris: HAHAHA
by BigLipsLover1019 August 21, 2008
Get the Rachelmug. A rachel seeks attention by attempting to commit suicide by stupid means for example strangling self with school tie, getting drunk and over reacting, claiming to have taken an overdose, going to school, being rushed to hospital only to have the gay nurses snigger behind their back because they are more likely to die from a broken nail.
Random person1: Rachel you suck
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)
next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)
next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes
by blubberblubber September 3, 2008
Get the rachelmug. the most beatuiful girl you will ever see she has eyes bright blue blonde hair and the best smile and she'll always make you laugh
by yomama34567 November 13, 2011
Get the rachelmug. A female who acts like a cold hearted bitch, but is really the sweetest person ever. She uses sarcasm a lot and prove people wrong cause she is right.
Most people say that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. This is wrong. Rachels are made of sarcasm and wine and everything fine.
Most people say that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. This is wrong. Rachels are made of sarcasm and wine and everything fine.
Who is that girl that just chugged down that entire bottle of fucking wine?
That's Rachel's. She has a problem.
That's Rachel's. She has a problem.
by Brooo[ July 23, 2017
Get the Rachelmug.