Rachel

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm coming outside and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today because I'm gonna come unexpected and wait on yo motherfucking ass bitch
I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch cause you did that on purpose with your aundry racist white ass danhard bitch watch I'm coming bout to fuck you up bitch I'm telling you watch I know what kind of car you drive I'm gonna wait on you and I'm gonna beat yo ass bitch cause I'mma show you not to play with Jasmine's money bitch that's the first thing you did and you got me fucked up cause bitch I told you what the fuck was going on you white motherfuckers hate to see black people doing good or doing goodanything for their motherfucking selfs ugly fat white bitch

Rachel is a dumb lil bitch that’s on PERIODT

by Rachel’s mom January 12, 2020

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Big fat bitch

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bicth, why you took me off the motherfucking schedule your triffiln dirty white racist ass big fat bicth oompaa loompa body ass bitch.

by Zeldafan23 April 06, 2020

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A rachel is a smart, caring, loving, friendly, and music addicted ball of energy. She likes to be around people, even if they're just sitting next to each other and not saying anything. She has her beliefs and will stick to them no matter what. She defends her family and friends, and will always be there to help you out. She might seem annoying or shy in the beginning, but once you let her open up, she is the best person to be around. She definitely loves cuddles and will not take crap from anyone! She is very talented and sometimes won't show it off in public, because it's embarrassing. She has a big warm heart, so boys, take care of her! She has quite a few bad experiences as a child, but she tries to not let it get to her. She will get jealous of certain people, or someone getting more attention than her. The hardest part is apologizing to her, but if you're lucky, she'll accept it without any argument. She is DEFINITELY a smart person as well. If you need help in class, ask her. If you have a rachel in your life, make sure you NEVER let go of her. She'll be there for you all the way!

Hey, did you hear about the new girl at school? Her name is Rachel
Rachel?! She must be awesome!!!

by SoleMeteor415 July 12, 2018

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A Girl with really big and hairy lips with garlic powder, oregano, magic fairy dust, and mozerella cheese melted on top.

Example 1:

Mike: What did u say about rahcel's hairy lips, chris?
MELVIN: YO SHUTUP!!!!

Example 2:

Melvin: Let's order a pizza - without the cheese...
Mike: Without Rachel's Lips!? HAHAHA
Chris: HAHAHA

by BigLipsLover1019 July 25, 2008

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A rachel seeks attention by attempting to commit suicide by stupid means for example strangling self with school tie, getting drunk and over reacting, claiming to have taken an overdose, going to school, being rushed to hospital only to have the gay nurses snigger behind their back because they are more likely to die from a broken nail.

Random person1: Rachel you suck
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)

next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes

by blubberblubber June 22, 2006

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