Quiet Kid in the Corner, QKC for short

Someone who sits in the back and talks to no body; usually someone who says he hates human interaction, but is always making a scene.

Kid 1: Man, have who ever heard the quiet kid in the corner, QKC for short, talk?
Kid 2: Dude, he doesn't talk to anybody, he's got some kind of secret language.
QKC: No ablah espanhol senohr, keen ablah espanhol akey?
Kid 1: Wow, i can't understand a word he's saying

by DanMonkfish December 6, 2009

Boy it sure is quiet tonight

What suicidal people who work in any branch of medicine (EMTs, nurses, techs, aides, etc) say when they hate their life and all of their coworkers

*finishes a Code Blue call after 46 minutes of CPR*

*staff gets to sit for 30 seconds*

Suicidal Employee: “Maybe it’s just me but, Boy it sure is quiet tonight”
*airplane crashes, school catches on fire, 5 patients have heart attacks, suicide bombing occurs*

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023

gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.

Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*

by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017

Quiet Quickie

When your parents are in the other room but you really need that dick.

My parents were home so my bf and I had a quiet quickie.

by SortaPupper January 21, 2020

Chief Quiet Foot

The act of silently walking up on co-workers or friends without them hearing you.

Todd:"Hey tim, hows it.."
Chief Quiet Foot: "Hey guys!"
Todd: "OMG YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME. You're a total chief quiet foot!"

by GuyInAHat November 21, 2017

quiet closed

Where a fast food restaurant open late at night is actually not taking orders. Usually because all the workers just don’t want to take orders.

“Nah, I’m too tired for this shift. You too? Well then we are quiet closed till shifts over”

by OreganoMeme October 14, 2023

Noisy quiet

When you are drunk and trying to be quiet. But you fail miserably.

I had a noisy quiet when I came home drunk last night. The bottom shelf in the fridge decided this was a perfect time to give out, awakening the entire house at 2am… when I was just trying to quietly get a glass of juice before bed…

by Banshee1978 August 2, 2021