crunchy queer

A queer that is a bit crunchy,
may have crunchalicious qualities,
never soft.

Look at that queer
Is it crunchy?
No.
Find some crunchy queers,
Like who??
Felix.

by crispityqueer March 7, 2021

cougar queer

An older gay man who preys sexually on younger gay men.

Oh myyyyyy, William is such a cougar queer for chasing that young bootay.

by lysistrata jones September 23, 2013

console queer

Refers to a person who is using a console device that costs the same as a good PC and refuses to admit of the superiority of the master race

look at this dude still playing here like a console queer instead of joining us

by wreckl3ss December 12, 2022

queer collector

a collector of fine gays, unlike a hag who is indiscriminate

she's quite the queer collector. it's not easy to get into her circle of gays.

by callitlikeiseeitgurl November 17, 2013

queers queen

In reference to a gay gentlemans' boyfriend, mate, or partner.

In a conversation the other day with my mother I told her about my new queers queen. As a queers queen would say, I love my gentleman.

by Buck Neeley December 6, 2010

Queer View

A gay man subtly observing another gay man who doesn't know he's been seen.

I saw him in my queer view as I walked by.

by Paul Stockford February 26, 2008

smear the queer

A national pastime for everyone but San Fransicans.

Football game where whoever has the ball is the "queer" you you tackle, "smear" the bajebus out of him

Hey! Give the ball to Chris!!

by WaCha McWang December 6, 2003