State Patty's Day

The drinking holiday in State College, PA that takes place once every year, usually in February. State Patty's day was created in 2007 when Saint Patrick's Day fell on spring break. Students still wanted to celebrate the drinking holiday with their friends at school, so they created this faux-holiday. The holiday has been growing in popularity year after year but is very controversial because of the large number of people arrested and sent to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

"Hey bro, what are you doing for State Patty's Day?"
"Some of my friends from NJ are coming up and we're going to a day long at Sig Tau"

by BLAGOVEHICH April 12, 2012

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Mike Patton

Lead Man for several famous bands. Also a habitual masturbator

Mike Patton is a habitual masturbator

by meatwad May 6, 2005

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jizz patty

1.(noun) Globules of semen resembling the shape of a chicken patty or hockey puck. They are often found about the breast, vagina, mouth, hair, etc. of a woman after sexing, or on carpeting in the immediate vicinity of a computer after masturbation to internet porn.

2.(noun) Liquid jizz wafers.

3.(noun) Semen stains often found on the sheets, carpet, matress, walls, heating and air conditioning unit, and pillows of hotel rooms.

plural: jizz patties

Example 1:
Jim: "Hey I heard you and Stacy got a room at the Kabumfuck Inn for this weekend?"
Ted: "Yeah. I hope the room isn't infested with jizz patties."

Example 2:
As he was about to climax, Joe pulled out and laid a big jizz patty on her left boob.

Example 3:
Before I go to bed at night, I like to fire out a couple jizz patties. Helps me go right to sleep.

by The Biz 69 June 26, 2008

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Patti

a patti is a beautiful, smart, girl that doesn't always believe In herself, she has been hurt many times before and therefore doesn't know what love is or how to have confidence in herself. She tries to grow up to fast to fit In the others but it doesn't work. She's just different from the others and therefore is not very well liked by people. She has 1-2 close friends that she hopes will never leave here though she is scared that one day something might happen. She is hard to find and easy to lose if she thinks you're wasting her time. She will give you many chances, but take advantage of her and she will drop you. Never leave a Patti.

Never let go of a Patti, once you lose her, there's no going back.

by ThePianoKeeper April 22, 2018

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