Jew Putty

Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.

"That guy is so cheap he used Jew Putty to hold the door handle of his car together!"

by Enchanted18 September 9, 2011

putz

dumb ass, ignoreant!! stupid, lazy, gilkerson, castell

Gilkerson and castell are the biggest putz I have ever seen

by BCm February 17, 2007

butt putty

compound used to fill excessive ass crack.

Man, there ain't enough butt putty in the world to fill the ass crack on the plummer that fixed our drain.

by gmoneycobra December 25, 2007

Patin my Putty

To masterbait very emotionaly.

Don't come in the bathroom cause I will be patin my putty

by Rick-chizzle January 28, 2009

Putz

The yittish insult meaning "Dirty Penis"

Dude, you got me so bad. You're such a putz!

by Tyler Vicious June 30, 2008

putz

An epithet which, applied to a person, dehumanizes hir as an obstacle...something in the way...a hindrance (to one's progress).

I made this word up circa 1978(it SOUNDS Yiddish but it's not!). It began as "putts", iow, people in traffic ahead of me who were just "puttin'" along in their slow-assed cars.

"Come on, ya putz! Move yer ass! I'm late for work here!"

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 24, 2008

putz

Tami, she just can't help herself.

Tami the putz is such a putz.

by Mr. X February 2, 2005