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A punch in the dick

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.
Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick
by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015
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Uber punch

Uber punch. That night when you're so drunk you don't notice your uber driver fingering you on the way home.
Wow that was a cheap ride but I think I might have got uber punched by Apoo. I remember falling asleep but now my pussy hurts.
by Shaven Haven 3 November 25, 2016
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Drywall Punch

The word Kyle is what you’re looking for.

He is a Drywall Puncher if you can get some Monster Energy I’m him.

Extremely angry, but also a little bitch who can’t fight.
by Audi0sl4v3 June 14, 2019
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poverty punch

Colloquial name for Tampico brand fruit drink, essentially a knockoff Sunny D with even less health benefits.
I couldn't afford orange juice, so we have poverty punch instead.
by TullyJerkwad2808 February 20, 2018
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Jack Punch

A wind up punch so powerful that it kills the target but also severely damages the user, often resulting in a broken hand.
guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
by jimsonofjam October 5, 2013
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Favor Punch

Punching someone in the face because they are being retarded.

Someone that needs to be punched in the face for their own good.
If someone is acting less than pleasing you may want to give them a Favor Punch.

Joe: Matt is being a drunk idiot right now.
Kate: You should Favor Punch him!
by KatieK615 March 22, 2011
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lightning punch

A sudden, quick and unexpected punch to the face, often near knocking the opponent clean out.

This differs from a sucker punch as it isn't done from behind or before the fighters have squared up.
The guy didn't want to fight but then suddenly BAM he used a lightning punch and near knocked the other dude out.
by craigix March 12, 2005
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