Scanner Pubes

Specks of dust that show up on a image that was scanned into a computer. Commonly occurs when a dusty flatbed scanner is used to scan film or photographs. Also commonly referred to as just "Pubes".

Can air that flatbed mang, you don't want all those scanner pubes in your in your pics.

by editviewgo January 9, 2010

Pube Monster

When a girls pubic hair grows so long that it gains consciousness and proceeds to attack the owner

'Someone help, My pube monster is attacking me'

by apexwarrior April 20, 2018

scarf pubes

the visible fringe of a scarf worn beneath a coat such that the fringe sticks out below the bottom of the coat, often covering the wearer's crotch

At first I thought he had dyed his happy trail purple, but then I realised it was just his scarf pubes hanging below his jacket

by Brain In A Vat March 1, 2014

Snail's pube

The smallest know unit of measure.
Originated in the manufacturing industry to describe parts made to a very fine tolerance.

"Sorry it took so long to make this batch of parts, but I can assure you they're all accurate to the snail's pube."
"This part just won't quite fit. It's only off by a snail's pube!"

by Brazillian Snail December 6, 2011

Pube Tube

Another term for penis, referring to the pubic hair under it.

Gotta go rub the pube tube, see ya later.

by WonderMacaroni December 15, 2014

floor pubes

The collection of hair, pet hair, lint, and dust that collects in the corners of your floor and under the furniture.

I dropped my burger and there are floor pubes dangling off of it.

by Jrickso December 28, 2008

Lightning Pubes

When pubes stick out of your pubic area in the shape of lightning bolts in different directions.

I haven't shaved in so long I got lightning pubes.
Bro I bet Brandon has lightning pubes.

by The man Pan King April 13, 2020