professionally unprofessional

Used to describe someone who is very good at being mediocre.

John did not get a raise at his job due to being professionally unprofessional .

by CowmanFTW April 15, 2016

cock professor

One who is renowned for their vast experience with BJs.

"She's gonna be my cock professor, studyin' my dick"

by monkeybatter December 3, 2007

the world's oldest profession

slang for prostitution

That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.

by Mamdfm May 12, 2015

professor

Usually an arrogant person who hates America

Joe: Hey Professor I have a question for you.

Professor: ok

Joe: Are you a communist or a socialist?

by hayden29 May 15, 2011

Professorial

Someone who approaches hot real life issues in an analytical, absorbed, and abstract manner.

Don´t come to me with your Psychology 101 bullshit!... This is a real-life-issue. Your only son just came out of the closet. Get a grip and stop being so professorial.

by rperazag June 19, 2010

Perroflauta

A total greebo scrote, usually seen unwashed on the streets, with a dog (perro) and a flute (flauta). Anarchistic anti-establishment stinkers, wearing dread-locks held together with bogies beneath a hat made of porridge.

"Hey, check out that Perroflauta over there"
"I can smell them, but I can´t see them yet"
"There they are over there, protesting the use of soap"

by Chebmonster October 3, 2017

Professor Meowingtons

The Most amazing cat that ever lived. He is the reason why deadmau5 is a deadmau5. He is also known to be better then keyboard cat.

Professor Meowingtons is creeping around the house...

by Skrillmau5 July 24, 2011