horizon private school

This esteemed institution caters to a peculiar breed of individuals (chammaks) who engage in the propagation of rumors during their leisure hours. The zalamat within these hallowed halls resemble progeny born of nepotism, occupying a privileged status within this educational establishment. Should one possess Lebanese heritage, they shall find themselves elevated to a position of noble distinction. The academic demands levied upon the students are far from cunty, and there's a distinct lack of camp students in this institution. If you are enamored with teenage drama that permeate such settings, I would venture to suggest this particular school for you.

"What school do you go to?", asked Ahmed.
"Oh man... I go to horizon private school...", Replied Khaled.
"You mean that goofy school?!"
"Yeah, the one where all boys think they're sigma males..."

by faunlet June 10, 2023

.b private

When you are on a bot in JKLM.fun and you use the command to create a private room

Player: .b private
ElainaBot: Successfully created a room!

by jklmperson October 5, 2023

al amana private school

hell

guy 1: hey do you know about al amana private school?
guy 2: yeah man, it used to be hell over there.

by zeddyboii February 16, 2021

The SMIC Private School

school that gives you mental illness. everyone fighting for their fucking lives trying to compete for the limited ivy league college spots. if you don’t have a weighted 5.0 gpa 120 toefl 1600 sat and all 5s on your 10 AP courses — you are fucking stupid. also sexist as hell. disgusting male sophomores are allowed to rampage the gym half naked while if girls wear shorts they get dress coded (it’s okay if the uniform skirt is shorter than most shorts though, cause it’s instructed by the School.) most students are bigots that advocates for the death of marginalized demographics all day long. some teachers are too. people spewing derogatory slurs all day long. so fun.

also not to mention that the school is located in the middle of nowhere. nothing has changed since the previous entries really. you aren’t allowed to even walk a hundred meters outside to the family mart to buy food at lunch. maybe their concern is justified, because i am sprinting out of this school at any chance i get. fucking horrible. i bet it’ll be gone in ten years.

wow, look at these text messages calling girls “sluts that belong on the streets” and containing homophobic slurs — must be a group chat from the SMIC private school!

by miserable smic student May 12, 2023

Prevay

To present seductively.

She prevayed to him that she kisses on the first date ;)

by Mardy-Tardy May 25, 2012

Private

The most deadly penguin known to man, if you see him you're fucked. Known to live in madagascar, don't go to madagascar

Person 1 Oh look it's private
Person 2 RUN

by OhNoHe'sHere April 24, 2020

Private school

id just like to say that private schools arent for the snobby, rich fucked up retards that seems to be the image that some people portray. most private school kids get to that school by working extremely hard. they go through the same experiences as other kids. they get bullied, they get into fights, and they get into trouble. lots of the families give up luxuries like holidays in order to pay for the school fees. I admit there are some private school kids who are complete nerds and rejects who spend every waking minute of their free time reading or doing homework, but they make up a very small minority of the school. i myself whent to a state primary school and a private secondairy school and i can say there is very little difference. i have friends from state and private schools and they are all perfectly normal. so all those sterio types who go on about private kids having every thing set up for them and dont have to work a they in their life you are wrong close minded bad people who should try a little empathy in their lives.

hey there's my mate from the private school down the road.

by Jack : ) July 15, 2007