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Poodaner

doode morgans/jalynns poodaner smelt like a piece of fish!!
by IamD.fin. March 27, 2009
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Poodling

The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.
Did you see Jenny last night?

Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!

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Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!

Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling
by gravitybeatz.blogspot.com December 7, 2010
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Poodleball

When a older, successful man seeks out a significantly younger, promiscuous man or woman by purchasing them alcohol and getting in good with their friends. Generally, the younger party is under the influence of alcohol, sometimes at the hands of the aforementioned gentleman. Sometimes this also involves Lexus Gallivanting. See also Beefcake or Trixie.
"Courtney totally got poodleballed by some 42 year-old dude at Boom...and went Lexus Gallivanting."

"Nardos was wasted and totally got poodleballed by some 36 year-old Sunshine dude at Brits."
by What the Fuck? July 3, 2006
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poodiddy

A self professed rapper that has no skills and steals music from other people and "raps" over the samples. Also has a high opinion of themself for reasons unknown to the rest of the world. Known to date untalented latina actresses with big butts and no talent. Expected to be extinct by the year 2010.
Sean Combs is such a poodiddy.
by Mike Stapleton December 21, 2005
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poodini

When you pull a fast one and shit on a bitch's chest while she's sleeping, then disappear into the dark abyss.
"I totally poodini'd Mark's mom, Corey!"
by Poodini Supreme September 7, 2008
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poodo

Poodo.

A poodo. A phallus like instrument composed completely of frozen human excrement. A dildo made of poo. A shit filled condom.
For sexual use in either the anus, or the vagina.

related: space docking
Alex and Dustin were excited that the poodo was almost frozen
by Dusty mac December 15, 2008
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hold my poodle

A convenient substitute for the phrase "Excuse me there(,Sir/,Ma'am/,miss/,young-man), can you please hold my (insert item) for just a quick sec? Thanks."

This phrase was originally uttered in the film "White Chicks" by one of the Wayans Brothers acting as a superfab, ultrblond white chick with a poodle in purse. At the whooping call of a horny, college-aged male, He/she turned to his/her brother/sister and said, "Hold my poodle" handing over her poodle, while he/she did something and I don't remember what it was, but it made him feel more like a man and less like a seemingly bewhooped women.
Yes, yes. I DO believe the work of Ausiere de Clemente to be fine in it's use of soft undertones when working with pieces such as the Omersilles or the Betaeux. It almost appears to be a medaphor of late industrial-age mentality, as was his forte was it not? Ahaahhhhaaa. Yes, yes. Clemente is a man of character, no doubt. Oh, it seems the waiter is in need of a few hands moving that priceless ice sculpture of Prime Minister Tony Blair, our guest of honor this evening. Yo bitch, hold my poodle!!
by Freddy Frito November 29, 2007
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