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Professional celebrity

A person who is famous for being famous, they have no actual tallent or use to society. There are many ways of becoming a professional celebrity, you can appear on TV shows, date somebody who is already famous, have lots of money, or you can get famous simply by having a lot of sex appeal!

See: paris hilton, chantelle
person 1: Hey did you watch big brother... that chantelle woman became a celeb JUST because she was a housemate.

person 2: Yeah, shes a professional celebrity.
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professional wrestling 

A Soap-Opera for men.

High School and College Wrestling is not gay, but Pro Wrestling definatly is queer because it is not a sport anymore, it is the same as Days of our Lives.

Bob and Rob were gonna go to their favorite bar, but they decided against it because they could not miss the Pay-Per-View death of Vince McMahon. That is professional wrestling.

Professional Bricklayer

Somebody who waits to take a crap at work.
If you never take a crap at home because you can do it at work between breaks, you're a professional bricklayer.
Professional Bricklayer by w0k December 2, 2010

Professional Suprise Sex Giver 

Oh man, Tania is totally a Professional Suprise Sex Giver.

Professional relationship 

A professional relationship mean we can fuck chill hangout do everything things that couples do just there is no commitment
We need a professional relationship because I don't want commitment

Professional idiot 

Born out of need to describe define a specific typ of conservetiv media talking head,

that rant and rave with little care about the arguments they are making.
Ben Shapiro is well paid professional idiot
Professional idiot by Sha ya January 8, 2020

Professional Mexican 

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.
Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.