Private School 

A school were a bunch of stuck up twats go to get gay anal fucked by there peers aka queers all the rich posh squeekers go there if a kid from a private got in a fight with public school kid his jaw would most lightly be stomped into the curb and his face bottled

Private school kid: oh you there peasant your not strong

Public school kid: go on then u cunt I'll smack u head u dick head

Private school kid: dead

Private School by Why do posh kids think there h July 3, 2020

Private Square 

A penis or vagina

Luanne: This is my private square, please do not touch me there, nooooooooooooooooooo rape!
Bob III: Aww, I wanted to get laid.

Private Square by Happy as a Boner July 8, 2009

Private Caller 

The act of inserting a cell phone (set to vibrate) into your woman's vagina then calling the phone as many times as desired.

"Yo, Brad, I pulled a private caller last night with yo bitch"
"Damn, man, I was wonderin' where my phone went... and why my girl was screaming with pleasure."

Private Caller by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler October 2, 2011

Private Dick 

A man with E.D. who doesn't warn you or a man with a small penis who doesn't warn you. Warning you right before the act doesn't count. A premature ejaculator. A man who is a disappointment in bed. You want to warn everybody, but then he'll spread rumors about you being an easy lay. It's easy to spot these guys beforehand. They like to make fun of other guys and try to make you jealous. Learn from my mistakes and watch for signs beforehand.

I thought Gary was the man of my dreams, but he turned out to be a Private Dick.
After I slept with Henry, he bragged to everyone, so I was sure to let them all know he was a Private Dick.
Tim was small and a premature ejaculator. What a Private Dick!

Private Dick by MadamexXx February 24, 2009

Private Douche Messaging-(PDM) 

The result of 2 Online Forum members in a posting arguement- sending pointless messages back and forth over which one thinks he has a bigger cock

Jtskier11- Your jumping to conlcusions again. Nowhere did I say anything was better! Your douchebaggery is staggering.

thx J11...best compliment i've gotten all day....

wow...a mechanical device that isnt perfect...what a revelation!?!?!?

Don't wry moderators.....switching to Private Douche Messaging-(PDM)!

Private Douche Messaging-(PDM) by Bronic October 2, 2008

private orgy 

1: Outlandish and wild sex among 2 people
2: Masturbation

1: Man, I met this chick at the bat last night. Yeah, I got her back to my place and we had a private orgy.

2: Last night I was alone at home a porno, and I had a private orgy.

private orgy by Vermiculous March 28, 2011

Private Pyle

To 'do' a 'Private Pyle' is an action; usually this action is performed by a person of average intelligence and involves becomming totally un-hinged and without rudimentary competance when working on a Compaq Rack, full of mission critical Server equipment.

Systems Tech 1: "Shit...did you hear what that Support dude did?"

Systems Tech 2: "Man was he dumb...he Private-Pyled that whole Rack of kit"

Support Tech 1: "(snigger)...yeah - what a dumb-ass"

Support Tech 2: "Yeah - I think he was Millhouse'd..."

Private Pyle by Morale Suppression Officer December 10, 2003