by Pilrlo April 07, 2011
A sexual position with two men and a woman. One man is fucking the woman while being fucked in the ass. Named after a popular GLBT bar in Sacramento called the Mercantile Saloon (known for pouring heavily and not charging much) where the idea was conceptualized.
Treighton is the middle in a mercantile pretzel with his girlfriend and the random guy from the gay bar.
by Shayded August 29, 2015
when a man sits on the toilet and faces forward and a girl sits on him facing him and fornicates while both are pooping
by nathizan August 19, 2006
Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.
by The Sage Baconfase and the Prophet Thelaros August 20, 2006
Arturo: Dude I knocked up my sister I'm totally fucked!
Fabian: Hey man- don't get your shorts in a knot.
Well, maybe get your shorts in a knot, but definately not your balls in a pretzel.
Fabian: Hey man- don't get your shorts in a knot.
Well, maybe get your shorts in a knot, but definately not your balls in a pretzel.
by Der Preuße January 31, 2010
Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting screwed in a divorce.
by Slydawg April 22, 2006
1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.
"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."
"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."
"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"
"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."
"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"
by K-Jam January 24, 2009