The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
Get the The Presentmug. by La dick head April 12, 2022
Get the Presentatedmug. It is a gift that is given by a RANGE CAST by a SPECIAL INDIVIDUAL.
Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:
A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.
Since DICK came out to greet everybody watching:
A HOST you never believed in to be that as such quite excellent in taste.
RANGE CAST ....REQUEST 60'S OLDIES..
BUS 837
YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP
SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD
TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY
CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN
LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.
Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh
I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.
BUS 837
YOU WON'T HEAR IT ON THE STRIP
SHAME SHAME MAGIC LANTERNS
WONDER WHO LONESOME ROAD
TEMPTATIONS SORRY IS A SORRY WORD
TURN IT DOWN...DRIVER SAYS ...COMPLY
CLOTHES CHANGE COVER GREEN SKIRT WITH UNICORN SHORTS...AS PUTTING ON LEANING DOWN
LOOK what you did you just COCKED YOUR DICK and gave away an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT plus we lost our VOICE.
Everybody who saw DICK gave away their EYES as an INVOLUNTARY PRESENT.
Uhh
I had this INVOLUNTARY PRESENT when I dropped a DEUCE unexpectedly because I forgot about MILLER'S PARADOX.
by METE MEAT MEET May 16, 2021
Get the INVOLUNTARY PRESENTmug. There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now. All those especially Ahmadiyya Community are spreading lies about their False Caliphs.
by Ronald1 July 24, 2023
Get the Present Caliph Of Islammug. When you are about to present something in your class but you forgot that 'present' is in your vocabulary so your brain somehow came up with 'presentate' and you'll witness yourself get lectured by your teacher saying that presentate is not a word. Welp, if any of your teachers said that to you, show this to them. It's a word now. Click, BOOM! (also, bonus points if your classmates also correct you.
"Hello Mr./Ms./Mx. Today, I am going to presentate my slides for the topic (insert random topic here). (presents their presentation). Thank you for listening."
Some random person: "It's not 'presentate', it's 'present'."
"Wow, that was a great presentation. But fyi, it's 'present' not 'presentate'. You should learn how to say 'present' correctly."
Some random person: "It's not 'presentate', it's 'present'."
"Wow, that was a great presentation. But fyi, it's 'present' not 'presentate'. You should learn how to say 'present' correctly."
by Shoyo Hinata was here y'all May 25, 2021
Get the Presentatemug. When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.
CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
by Unpromotable July 8, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Presentationmug. by imverydaddy December 8, 2016
Get the Birthday Presentmug.