Pre-smasher

person or persons who drink up before going to a party with little or no alcohol to maximize party effectiveness.

the invite says 'No alcohol'. Oh well, let's just be pre-smashers.

by lionkidftw October 30, 2010

Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage

"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."

by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011

Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010

Pre-skeeved

A feeling of unease about a impending situation or future communication.

“I’ve been on unemployment for 2 months now and I’m Pre-skeeved about going back to work and seeing work people!”

“ I heard from a friend at work that some guy from the mail department wants me bad, however, I’m Pre-skeeved that he might smell like shit!!”

by Froliciousness April 23, 2020

pre body

When a girl has the body shape of someone who did not completely form in the womb. Premature.

I know you hate me, but I love you and your pre body.

by Slippert August 11, 2017

pre-heating

The preparation of 420. Such as the loading of a bowl, rolling of a joint or blunt, or preparing whatever piece one may have. The process of preparing to get baked.

Steven: What are you doing right now?
Sarah: I am pre-heating in my car.

Steven: I'll meet you to get baked in a few.

by Slk16 February 5, 2015

Pre-bounding

V. Like rebounding from a relationship, only done before the official ending of the relationship. Usually done when the end seems near and for self esteem purposes.

"Did you hear about Jennifer? She just dumped her boyfriend."
"Yeah, she was totally pre-bounding with Jason last weekend."

by Miopunk June 10, 2008