113 pounder

A piece of shit, they suck at wrestling and are terrible friends

Oh god it’s a 113 pounder

by Absher23 April 24, 2018

two legged post pounder

When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger

Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder

by thatch city March 22, 2010

ground pounder

a grotesque massive dildo, that is large enough to shake the earth.

"Hey Kelly, break out the ground pounder and rip me a new one!"

by Scott M Mercer Jr January 11, 2009

Pensacola Pussy Pounder

Popular spring break activity among foreign-born aviation students: Take one shaved cat (Nair or Nads works best - no stubble), breed optional, insert into vagina so that only the hind legs and tail are sticking out. Fuck cat in ass, using it pretty much like a condom.

"Dammit Azamat, it is my turn for doing Pensacola Pussy Pounder".

by Ziper December 9, 2007

Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.

The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

quarter pounder

a fat four ounces of marijuana. Not a fine female, not a burger- pot. reefer. kill. bud. fire. smoke me out scotty!!!!!!!!

That ain't a joint. That's a toothpick. I got your joint- Led Zepplin!! Quarter Pounder!!!

by Elysa August 25, 2004

panty pounder

A person who finds a relatively large amount of enjoyment in pounding girls' panties. Another way to describe the act of humping.

Josh is such a panty pounder! All he does all day is hump girls.

by 1DE October 2, 2009