porn

something you "definitely don't know about

everyone thinks i watch porn

by ghostrider2X50 April 19, 2018

porn

what I beat my dick to

porn is the best thing ever invented

by z32Dark May 1, 2020

porn

stop looking for porn take your horny ass to a church and get tuned on by the sweet sex of our lord jesus christ
god bless

ugg some twat is not letting me beat my meat to some porn

by thatbisexualtwat November 20, 2020

porn

a fucking disgusting idea where some blonde, big boobed whores fake everything, grow up you perverts, any idea how shit it can make a woman feel about herself? and for those of you who say find a woman that will do more, who says woman HAVE to satisfy ur needs? god's sakes. the world is full of posers and whores and perverts, you are all sick and twisted!

Random asshole: "I beat my meat like it owes me money, oh yes i watch porn it so sexy and manly!"

Me: uh huh.......you are a moron with no inner....or outer pulchritude!

by Lukoi-Lupa June 30, 2006

Porn

The reason you got a computer in the first place.

Lee: Hey Tim, look at these twins I've found! This porn thing keeps getting better.
Tim: Ohh my God, I've got to get a computer.

by Ason McG June 30, 2010

porn

One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.

by Cummy worm February 22, 2011

Porn

What your dad is watching right now.

Kiddo: Dad, can we play outside?
Dad: No son, I’m doing something
Kiddo: *sad noises* Ik ur watching porn

by ThisIsFun_Lmao November 1, 2020