Porn

It's like your mom find cocaine but she dont beat your ass you already beat yourself

Mom get out of my room I'm watching Mia Khalifas porn

by Nigger Bocka XTecca December 21, 2019

porned

when annoying raunchy, sex ads pop up on your computer by accident.

"Dude, I was streaming Law & Order from some sketchy website last night in the living room, and I got porned!! I can't believe the volume wasn't on mute and my Grandmother was sitting right next to me!"

by yungsalvage May 25, 2018

Porn

When two people love each other very much the female tends to spread her legs while naked and the male is naked between them and puts his penis in her vaginas. This act is called sex and porn is when sex is recorded and posted online!

I caught my son watching porn last night ! It was full of naked women!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

Porn

The film shit thousands of lonely people watch every second when they should be going out and find themselves a girlfriend/boyfriend so they could get some.

Matt: Do you like porn?

Me: No.

Matt: Do you watch porn?

Me: Everyone watches it man!

by Girls ❤️ shafts February 19, 2019

porning

The act of Masturbating while watching porn.

Last night I was porning it while I was driving my car on the highway.

by Matthew Bre August 26, 2007

Porn

Not exactly a drug, but still a type of addiction.

I'm so hooked on porn right now.

by WeirdLord July 7, 2017

Porn

{P}ants {O}pening {R}eaction (thats) {N}ice

The greatest thing to happen to mankind next to Music. But nowadays every time we try to enjoy some nice porn we get a virus on our computer by faggots with no life.

I have no life so I'm gonna lure people to a porn site and give them a virus on their computer. Maybe I wont be a virgin anymore.

by I love porn! September 8, 2009