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pooty

a lesbian who likes being called mommy.
I have a mommy kink 🥺
Aren’t you a lesbian too?
Yeah...
Guess you’re a pooty lmao 😂
by lallala April 6, 2021
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pooty tag

A form of tattoo placed on one's ass
Pull down your pants and show me that new tattoo . Wow that is one nice pooty tag!!
by dee62 August 7, 2011
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Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.
Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of thosetraditional values’ days in Moscow.
by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025
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Pooty sauce

A woman's pussy cream when she gets off.
Hey Hopp remember when you got that pooty sauce all over your dick after that stripper rode you!
by Pooty pop October 27, 2017
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pooTI

A UTI from putting it in the stink and then back in the pink
Person 1: “why’s does Hanna hate you so much?”
Person 2: “Because I gave that cheating bitch a PooTI!”
by PooTIthang July 24, 2019
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Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.
Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."
by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011
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Pootie stick

A stick you Carry around for good luck
It’s important that I bring my pootie stick to school
by anonymous December 29, 2021
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