Giraponese Pony

A half giraffe, half pony who is also japanese.

HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS HUNG LIKE A GIRAPONESE PONY!

by KULISAUFDEMTISCHE December 2, 2010

Chrome Pony

When a gay cowboy sits on the trailer hitch of his Dodge dually during felatio.

We caught LeRon giving Cletus a Chrome Pony after the rodeo.

by Gnomesnatch September 23, 2016

pony pucks

Equine excrement, as used in an exclamation by COL Sherman T. Potter, M*A*S*H* 4077th.

Radar: "Umm, sir? HQ says they won't have any more nurses available until next month..."

COL Potter: "PONY PUCKS!"

by JoeyDonuts November 2, 2009

Roman Pony

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a female from behind while she is vomiting, to take advantage of vaginal contractions.

"Shelia had food poisoning last night, so I totally rode the Roman Pony!"

by The Roman Pony March 20, 2010

pony girl

A bondage chick who likes to wear pony gear like blinders, a bit, and a fake horse tail.

That chick likes it rough, she likes bein' my pony girl.

by Ledbatz February 3, 2006

bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.

I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

Pittsburgh Pony

While you are behind the other person bluntly say "damn your ass is getting lumpy" Then hold on for as long as possible while she tries bucking you off.

While training for a marathon, Joe tested his endurance by giving his wife a Pittsburgh Pony. He was able to hang on for 30 seconds

by dirt in the skirt McGirt December 2, 2011