pony pucks

Equine excrement, as used in an exclamation by COL Sherman T. Potter, M*A*S*H* 4077th.

Radar: "Umm, sir? HQ says they won't have any more nurses available until next month..."

COL Potter: "PONY PUCKS!"

by JoeyDonuts November 2, 2009

Giraponese Pony

A half giraffe, half pony who is also japanese.

HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS HUNG LIKE A GIRAPONESE PONY!

by KULISAUFDEMTISCHE December 2, 2010

Pony Punch

Similar to the donkey punch, but without penetration of any kind (but still with the punch).

Dude did you see Malcolm Reynolds dryhump that chick?

Yeah! He totally pony punched her!

by MacDeuce March 31, 2009

Chrome Pony

When a gay cowboy sits on the trailer hitch of his Dodge dually during felatio.

We caught LeRon giving Cletus a Chrome Pony after the rodeo.

by Gnomesnatch September 23, 2016

pony girl

A bondage chick who likes to wear pony gear like blinders, a bit, and a fake horse tail.

That chick likes it rough, she likes bein' my pony girl.

by Ledbatz February 3, 2006

bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.

I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011