Poke and Grit

A southern-slang term meaning "poke your tongue in your cheek and grit your teeth" or "bite your tongue". Most often used as a way of saying there's no food.

"The fridge is empty, looks like we're having poke and grit."

"If you don't like what I cooked, you can have poke and grit"

by Southernmost September 28, 2017

Poke and Rub

Rubbing a girl's sholders well penatrating her from behind.

Giving a massage well banging a girl from behind aka the poke and rub.

by Paul Quarterpounder August 25, 2006

poke smot

i poke smot every day

by ozzy October 13, 2003

facebook "poking"

1. Act of flirtation between a poker and a pokee.
2. Sexual innuendo for having sex

Example 1: Hey me and this cute chick are facebook "poking" each other right now. Think she likes me?

Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.

by PNDA December 21, 2010

poke war

A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.

Ben will never win the poke war.

by Corrina March 8, 2007

Poking the Beehive

Intentionally bent on causing trouble regardless of the consequences.

I think we should stay out of the Middle East. We're only poking the Beehive.

George Bush is a jackass. He treats the beehive like it's a piñata.

by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004

turtle poke

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.

I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.

by Dan August 10, 2003