perpetraitor

Someone who was a confidant/accomplice-in-crime to someone else, but then squealed on said second party, ran off wif all da loot, etc. --- there's no honor among thieves.

After Huck Finn returned da stolen money and otherwise spoiled their nefarious plans, da King and da Duke were busy labeling each other as a shameless perpetraitor, since it was revealed dat they had each privately/secretly planned to run out on da other fellow --- i.e., selfishly take all da gold for himself while leaving da other guy penniless.

by QuacksO March 3, 2023

the perpendicular of the photosynthesis

1. "the" right angle of the photosynthesis.
2. a satire of people who are verbose nerds or people use random scientific-sounding words without knowing what they mean.

Person 1: What's the perpendicular of the photosynthesis?

Person 2: idk

by bruhthisismyhandle August 30, 2021

Perp

excrement,

poop,

shit,

poo-poo,

shite,

defecation,

shat,

scat,

feces,

bowel movement,

doo-doo,

caca,

poopie,

a stinky toilet submarine,

an inedible babe ruth candy bar,
ass goblins,

ass kabobs

ass monkeys

black banana

blind eels

boulder

chocolate channel chewie

colon cannonballs

corn eyed butt snake

corn massacre

crapsters

creamy butt nuggets

digested Crayola box

Easter Bunny's present

the fourth teletubby

frightened turtle

hardened fudge nuggets

hell's candy

Indian rug burns

keester cakes

Mississippi mud

monglin cluster shit

mudfat balls

peanut butter poop

pre-dingleberry

potty animals

product of Uranus

sea pickle

sewer serpents

shitsicles

space slug

Super Shit Man

tangy butt nuts

that ain't chocolate puddin'!

tom cruise missiles

toxic turdeys

turd tunnel tasty

yellow submarine

air out the anus

ass sneezing

bust a shit

christen the comfort station

cook some beans

clean one's colon

cut off a load

drop a chalupa

drop ass goblins

drop some friends off at the lake

empty the manure spreader

take a plane crash - no survivors

talk to a man about a horse

blow mud

booty hole burnout

butt dribblets

butt drool

chocolate explosion

G.I. shits

human expresso machine

Montezuma's revenge

oohs and ahs

screaming mimis

supersonic sewer sauce

boggy crapper

toilet bowl stew

cattle cookies

chimp chunks

cow farts

dog logs

doggy sausage

elk duds

kagatzka

lawn sausage

anal impaction

stool

moose treats

ordure

Perp.

HEY MAN LIGHT A MATCH I JUST PERPPED.

THAT MOVIE WAS SO SCARY I PERPPED MY PANTS.

DID YOU JUST THROW PERP AT ME? WHAT ARE YOU A MONKEY?

by PERP-A-TRATOR November 17, 2011

Perplexecles

God of Confusion, Controler of all Lizard minions.

Perplexecles threw the frog into the airlock, and after exclaiming "You'll never be a Lizard!" decompressed the chamber.

by Royce September 27, 2003

perpel

How stupid people say purple.

Guy1:Hi, Its a nice day, isn't it?
Guy2:Huh? Wha? Perpel.

by Ima Wackinhoff March 7, 2007

perpetrating bitch

A female that subscribes to online dating websites with no intention of hooking up

That woman on dirty chat is a perpetrating bitch.

by solataire99 June 9, 2009

perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equalibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covelent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem

Scientist: let’s make ‘perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness’
Other scientist: y e s

by ☭ July 20, 2019