Pittsburgh Pirates

A once proud institution who pisses away a loyal following with obviously bad, money-influenced decisions.

The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.

A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.

The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?

Complete embarassment.

Baseball Exec: Darn, I just lost my catcher for a season due to his thrid drug scandal, what should I do?
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.

Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.

Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.

by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009

weed pirate

a person whos always looking for a smoke out and will try any links to get high and will even ditch friends typicaly known as an asshole.

ring ring yo what up dude

hey you got any budd?

no

well... you got any cigs?

no

beep (hangs up)

wow what fucking weed pirate.

by burmisely June 5, 2010

ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

pirate fart

the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.

I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.

by BI May 6, 2005

pirates dream

A flat chested girl.
The phrase "pirates dream" referring to a sunken chest.

That chick's a pirates dream!

by TM January 22, 2005

Mind Pirate

Someone who uses superior psychological cunning to force a paradigm shift in the person's reality.

"I can't believe you just convinced that group of people that they have to leave the building because of a bomb threat just so you could cut the line and use the bathroom! You're such a Mind Pirate!"

by Wayne Bienek June 7, 2013

pirates key

Done by placing two fingers in the woman's vagina and one in her ass.

I was with Stacy last night and slipped her the Pirates Key.

by GomezAdams29 April 8, 2016