pirate ninja 

Something that can never possibly exist due to the deep-rooted feud between ninjas and pirates. And also because ninjas and pirates are so played out already that if someone were to create a pirate ninja, it would be some kind of horrible clichéd supermonster that would not only knock you down with its peg-leg but would also give you a roundhouse kick to the face if you crossed its path.

Poor Johnny didn't even have a chance to defend himself when he accidentally stumbled upon a pirate ninja. But luckily since pirate ninjas can't exist, Johnny was thrown into an alternate parallel universe before the ninja pirate was able to attack.

pirate ninja by a really evil person April 15, 2006

pirate shipwreck 

Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.

Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.

pirate shipwreck by Scumbag 2 April 28, 2006

Pirate Position 

When taking your partner from behind, pull out and spit on her back just before you cum, she will think you have finished, as she turns her head unleash the full venom of your load into her face. She should grasp her eye and yell aaarhhh!

Last night i tried out the technique, squirting my man milk into my wifes eye, she gasped aarhh and put her hand over her eye to wipe my nut muck from her face looking like she had an eye patch, therfore i perfected the pirate position!

Pirate Position by The Spunk Pistol April 5, 2010

pirate monkey 

term used in an invader zim episode to represent pure randomness.

do i get a pirate monkey?

pirate monkey by moon August 1, 2004

pirate's dream

A sunken chest. A women with undeveloped breasts.

Leticia is a pirate's dream!

pirate's dream by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Pirate's Lunchbox

A meal composed entirely of meat and food rich in protein. Created to give pirates their energy during their plundering. It was usually packed for portable consumption, hence the Lunchbox part. Is now used to refer to a lunchbox for kids that don't like vegetables.

Mom: Billy, I've packed you celery sticks and peanut butter for lunch.
Billy: Aww, I wanted a Pirate's Lunchbox.

Pirate's Lunchbox by Brandon Quismorio May 9, 2005

Pirate Pussy 

A labia tattoo you didn't know was there! A tattoo on a womans vaginal area.

I went down on Betty and found out she has a Pirate Pussy!

Pirate Pussy by bbwjill December 11, 2011