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Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.
"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"
by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023
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French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.
My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.
by shniggs September 14, 2015
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shots picnic

Man, it's been a rough week... Let's have a shots picnic!
by picnicker12 January 19, 2010
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Apology Picnic

When you mess up and take your girl on a picnic as an apology.
-you messed up big time bro.
-yeah man, i know. i think i'll have to have an apology picnic or something to get back on her good side.
by pika007 May 2, 2011
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buddy picnic

A means to get together after a breakup.
Hey Dani! Let's go on a buddy picnic!
by Goobergoober July 26, 2017
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PICNIC

PICNIC is an abbreviation of Problem In Chair Not In Computer
For help desk or incident management classification when the issue was the use inability to follow the process correctly this qualifies as a being a PICNIC
by Purdey November 6, 2023
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Slick Picnic

The act of smearing your man's naked chest with lube and eating lunch off of his glistening, lubed up abs while jerking him off
Dominic gave me a Slick Picnic last night for my birthday
by HoagieSupreme June 21, 2018
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