picking on the poor

Favorite sport of DEMOCRATS and REPUBLICANS.

Because the fuckers who run the government are all Satanists.

by Satanists are dildos April 30, 2004

oyster picking

when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

chris opened chelseas ass and pulled off some spectacular oyster picking

by LT CASEY RYBACK June 16, 2009

Dick-picked

When your penis overrides your own decisions and personally picks which girl you are to bang.

Dude, I really think Jennifer and I have been bonding, but what do ya know my penis dick-picked Ashley again.

by Nasty Ned March 20, 2012

Picking Daisies

The act of cupping one's farts in his/her hands and releasing them throughout the air.

Looking at Mike over there picking daisies at his desk.

by JS61485 March 19, 2014

the last pick

1. the most crucial decision to make as a team captain; 'shall I pick some weenie that will be a negative to this superior squad I've picked or let the other team have him for free?'
2. better than oneshirtwonder.com and canyoudig.com

LJ stunna 84: being the last pick is like the last slice of bread in a loaf
LJ stunna 84: nobody wants it
LJ stunna 84: but somebodys gotta take it in order to have a complete sandwich

by Timmay! September 23, 2004

pick the fro

to clean the bush (pubes)

I need to pick the fro.

by noclue how annoyed bitch November 7, 2010

picking pineapples

Wasting time or doing time

Me: Hey wyd
You: picking pineapples

by Amberama June 6, 2017