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philadelphia splunk 

Mixing Jolt Cola with Choco espresso beans to form a caffeinated drink.
Jeez, I could really use a Philadelphia Splunk to wake me up right now...

Philadelphia Pancake

1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.

2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it

3) see Hawaiian handshake Philadelphia Fist bump
"We were so beat after bangin' all afternoon all we could do was the Philadelphia Pancake... Laziest shit I've ever done but damn was it good"

Philadelphia finger fuck 

Putting cheese whizz on your finger, then finger banging a girl's anus or vagina
Cherry came up from New Orleans and was Philadelphia finger fucked with dollar general cheese whizz by Nathan

Philadelphia Friendzone 

Philadelphia is known as the city of brotherly love. The Philadelphia Friendzone is when you're romantically attracted to your friend but they see you more as a sibling than a possible romantic interest.
I got put in the Philadelphia Friendzone today, man.
That's harsh man. You guys grew up together and everything.

Philadelphia Kegel 

When you’re tryna hold back a massive cheesesteak poo.
I can’t talk right now; I’m doing Philadelphia Kegels ‘till I can get to a growler

Philadelphia Crab boil 

When you're in Philadelphia and you are getting head from someone. Right when you're about to cum, you scream your own name, then you cum on the persons face, blow a handful of old bay seasoning into their eyes, and then slap them with a cheese steak.
"I had some old bay left over, so I went to pats and gave that bitch the ol Philadelphia crab boil.