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Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.
Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!
by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021
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perv

a man who gets turnd on my any interactions with females
simon is a perv
by satyboi May 15, 2019
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scalp perv

Someone who is sexually attracted to or turned on by the scalp when it is exposed, as from the part in a hairstyle.
Guy #1 Oh, bro, did you SEE that girl with the sexy hair do, she must have had sixteen parts showing all that SCALP!? I just about lost my shit.

Guy #2 Yo, bra, what did you just say? Damn, you're a real live scalp perv!
by Birch bark weaver May 11, 2018
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Grade A Perv

Checking someone out constantly.

Being an admirer, but taking it to far.
Just mad horny.
An opportunist at getting sex.
Perverted son of a bitch.
Jimmy got so excited to get Laura’s attention, while sexting Samantha and Jax. He wanted to have all three, but keeps looking at more girls and catcalling them. He’s a Grade A Perv, he doesn’t quit.
by Drago Nino February 9, 2023
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Perv

A Perv in many circles is not short for pervert, but actually a manner of indicating someone who is into CP. Careful in usage.
Man 1: What's up perv?
Man 2: Just jerking off to some underage porn.
Man 1: F*ck yeah!
by FaqBasher December 22, 2022
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Perving

Staring at someone, then instantly regretting it as you realise how wrong it is, but continuing anyway.
He was totally perving on me!
by MrWeirdWords March 13, 2023
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Grade A Perv

Dude who’s mad horny and just wanna see hella booty and shit.
My man Jamie keep eyeballing Jenna all day. Not right. That’s a Grade A Perv right there , ‘cause he’s good at that, but sucks at math.
by Drago Nino February 5, 2023
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