pervert
guys who are very lonely and are desperately horny that 'violate' a female to gain satisfaction perv
pervert by Anonymous Band Geek :P March 8, 2007
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Pervette by CommanderCutie May 3, 2009
pervert
one who spends most of his time in his room at his coputer looking at porn and jcking off. his only source of action from another human is usually sluts who only do them cause they have no morals.
Pervert's Cramp
A cramp in the hand one gets after continuous periods of masturbation. It normally occurs around the middle finger, ring finger, and pinky. Similar to a writer's cramp, but, well, it's for perverts.
Person #1: I was jacking off to a porno on the internet a few days ago, and I got this pain in my hand!
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
Person#2: Oh, that must've been a pervert's cramp.
Pervert's Cramp by somestupidrandomguy August 19, 2009
Pervert
A beast with a sub-human level of understanding who has a burning desire to "gap lui" (Cantonese for "Stare-at-girl") but is unable to get some.
Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:
"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.
Perverts are typically recognized by their mating calls whenever they chance upon their prey, such as:
"SODAMNHAWT", and "YOGAPANTS", depending on the individual regions of the respective subject.
"Omg, just now three guys were all staring at me; I swear I heard one of them cry "SODAMNFREAKINGHAWT"!"
"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"
"Oh no, I think you're being followed by an alpha pervert!"
Pervert by lostinthesafari June 6, 2013