What the pear

A variation of what the fuck used exclusively in the northern towns of fleetwood and glossop

Look at that weirdo in doc martens

What the pear!

by jollierHD July 19, 2022

Pear (SWBG)

Pear is one of the audience members from Shovelwares brain game. Known to disrupt the show to spit out his “critical” opinions.
He’s also well known for being both gay and British. As he has been seen kissing men before.

1: hey, do you see Pear (SWBG) over there?

2: yeah. I saw him kiss a men earlier
1: ah. Yes, that would make sense. Pear loves kissing men after all!

by The aubergine man July 12, 2023

Mega pear

A woman who has massive thick thighs, legs hips and ass. Her upper body from head to the start of her tummy is average. A circumference of at least 6 feet around her body.

I was at Walmart getting groceries. This woman waddled by me , she was a mega pear !

by Herman Hairdo December 22, 2021

Pear pear

Pear pear is a wonderful person who has a great personality and every time u see her you are smiling

I love pear pear

by Cart November 22, 2021

Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

sweaty pears

Fat and sweaty fingers smelt like pears from a girl's vagina

Man those are some sweaty Pears there bro, you must've hit that real quick

by Tashley Balls December 3, 2016

pear bong

when you smoke pears in a bong, often mixed with weed, herbs, or anything else that you can find near by. Usually used/smoked by a group of chavs that have no future and a drug addiction

Chav 1: I'm bored!
Chav 2: Me 2... Wot can we do tho?
Chav 3: ... PEAR BONG!!
they then smoke the dried pears mixed with weed etc. found inside the bong

by dougie jamieson March 8, 2015