pear bum

Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.

When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.

by Vorlon007 August 23, 2016

Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

sweaty pears

Fat and sweaty fingers smelt like pears from a girl's vagina

Man those are some sweaty Pears there bro, you must've hit that real quick

by Tashley Balls December 3, 2016

Prickly pear

A rough exterior of that is sweet on the inside just like having sex with your acupuncturist

Hell yesh prickly pear

by Adambernsteinwrotethus September 2, 2017

Pear

A very homosexual fruit, but apples are better anyways

Apples are better than a Pear

by Kunaizz March 8, 2019

Hu-Pear

When a persons bottom half is larger then the top half of their body, achieving the appearance of a human pear.

That hu-pear got back for days.

by N1ghtshad3 September 13, 2018

Pear

kyle

you look like a pear

by pearrrrrrrrr June 6, 2018