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Adrian Peterson

Best running back in the running back in the NFL; plays for the Minnesota Vikings.
Adrian Peterson sent the single game rushing record against the overrated San Diego Chargers.
by TCT February 26, 2008
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Pattern of Generosity

When one pays hush money to theirs child's mistriess' and their family and justifies it as a gifts for a family in a hard time. Coined by Keith Olbermann from Countdown with Keith Olbermann on MSNBC who reverenced urban dictionary words to bash Republicans (and will mention me on his show)
"I feel bad for Doug and Cindy Hampton and their family since the affair."
"Senator Ensign's parents gave them them tens of thousands of dollars."
"Isn't that a pay off?"
"No don't worry, they have a PATTERN OF GENEROSITY"
by The Jordyn July 9, 2009
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Scott Peterson

(v) to commit homicide on a woman that you have impregnated. Whereby the unborn child and mother are both killed.
Man, if my baby momma doesn't start being nice to me I'm gonna Scott Peterson that broad.
by Hollandmania July 21, 2005
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Rob Pattinson

An is an English actor, model and musician.

He's actually a really good actor, who has been in some decent to pretty good films.

However, he is best known for staring in Twilight.

Despite getting more money than god for playing this role, he understandably hates playing it, and probably cries himself to sleep at night wondering why the hell he signed that fucking contract, all while cuddling with a big pile of cash.
Actual comment said by Rob Pattinson during an interview:

"When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn't supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, 'Oh I've had this dream about this really sexy guy,' and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, 'This woman is mad. She's completely mad and she's in love with her own fictional creation.' And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing."
by kidwithstingray February 14, 2010
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Stinky peterson

When you put your thumb in a girls ass and she farts.
Oh honey, that was the best stinky peterson ive ever had!
by Stephan Nasty Toe December 16, 2008
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Saturn Pattern

When someone licks around ones asshole, and then inserts their tongue into said asshole, in order to mimic the rings around Saturn.
I can't believe Easy E was Saturn patterned last Friday night.
by Saturn Pattern December 3, 2017
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